0jsimpson: ROUND OF APPLAUSE BABY MAKE THAT ASS CLAP *CLAP CLAP* LET ME SEE YOU DROP IT TO THE FLOOR BUSS IT BUSS IT BUSS IT BUSS IT
i feel so fucking stupid.
ddescendents: one day i’m gunna be gorgeous and you’re gunna regret not touching the butt when you had a chance.
If you love her, fuck her like you hate her.
clanjohncy: Catch your breath kid, grab a hold. Don’t let it go again. We’ll laugh about this when we’re old - this pain was heaven sent.
we live in a generation of not being in love and...
In Lak'ech Ala K'in: Bluebird by Charles Bukowski →
light-essence: there’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I’m too tough for him, I say, stay in there, I’m not going to let anybody see you. there’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery…
I have this problem where I either accidentally...
wifwolf: Sometimes both at once because everything sux Me too. Usually its my best friend =/
not-badforagirl: maybe there’s more to a relationship than having someone that has all the irrelevant physical attributes you’ve deluded yourself into thinking are important??????? but lol probably not ill keep waiting for mr. right :DDDDDDDDDDDDD D
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo